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Djwindas
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« on: November 26, 2011, 09:15:18 pm »
Hello everyone Please can everyone tell there best jokes. im board as hell! on a  Saturday night and need cheering up!  Grin i like jokes of all boundaries! from franki Boyle to jimmy carr to peter kay!
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 10:32:45 pm »
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth. Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.

In Florida, they use alligators to make belts.... It's amazing what you can get alligators to do.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong

Lead me not into temptation...Follow me. I know a shortcut.

I never understood the full power of willpower until my grandfather threatened to cut people out of his.

Me? Ignorant? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Last night I got thrown out of a casino. Apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.

If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I'd call it 'Skin Road' Just so I could laugh at the people at number 4.

I'm not goofing off... I'm pretending to be upper management.
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 11:47:53 pm »
Wireless ISP's in Hull ...  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 05:49:08 am »
ha ha! lol  Cheesy
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